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مــن يــهب صعـــود الجبــال يـــعش أبـــد الـدهر بين الحفـر

10.07.2005

عقلية مغربية

هذه النكتة رغم قدمها ولكن أتمنى أن لا تكون فعلا معبرة عن العقلية المغربية
قيل أن مغربيين و أمريكيين وفرنسيين اجتمعوا في احدى الغابات و فجاة خرج عليهم جني وقال لهم فل يتمنى كل واحد منكم شيء وعليه سأعطي لصديقه الضعف
قال الفرنسي اريد طائرة. فأعطاه طائرة واعطى لزميله طائرتين
وقال الأمريكي أريد سيارة رولز رويس. فأعطاه اياها ولصديقه اتنتين
جاء دور المغربي ففكر طويلا وقال للجني أريدك أن تفقأ لي احدى عيني

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  • At 14/10/05 21:23, Anonymous nawal said…

    oui je suis tout a fait d accord avec toi larbi :)
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  • At 14/10/05 22:19, Anonymous Meriam said…

    salut,
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